No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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