is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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