just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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