Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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