I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Randomize
