Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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