He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Randomize
