He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
