i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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