im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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