trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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