I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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