found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
All I want is dick and wine.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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