she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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