12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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