all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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