we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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