He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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