it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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