idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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