dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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