he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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