how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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