maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Send help, water and tortillas.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.