Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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