It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone