i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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