highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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