I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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