I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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