...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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