so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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