She announced her abortion via fbk
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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