I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?