can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.