He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??