Jerry, you need to find god
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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