I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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