Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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