But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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