I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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