Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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