have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He is an equal opportunity slut.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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