driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You're a waste of cheezeits
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
