you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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