Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i believe in u and ur pee
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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