WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
