Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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