Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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