Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Randomize
