my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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did i walk over a car last night?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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