Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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