What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Floor bacon is actually really good
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