Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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