Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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