He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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