The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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