There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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