Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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